Soda Water

Every month I like to engage myself with the female ritual of shaving ones legs. Myself I like to shave my legs as quickly and as less often as possible. Today was the day I decided it must be done. With my mega buddy size fountain soda (42oz) sitting upon the ledge of the tube I began to shave. But the problem is, is that Murphy loves the bath tube as well. He thinks any time I’m in the bath he has to be too and today Murphy got his wish, but only at the expense of MY soda pop. When I wasn’t looking Murphy jumped over the edge of the tube hitting the soda dead on. 42 oz of Diet Pepsi filled the bath tube making a mixture of water, soda and leg hair. After the shock of losing my soda I quickly continued to shave in my Murphy made soda water. But I learned something today; Diet Pepsi is not just amazingly tasty but makes your skin silky smooth. This summer I’m going to have the best Diet Pepsi skin on the block!!...Yes bath tube...not tub..:)

Charlie Chaplin Look Alike Contest

Oh delicious soda how good you are at relieving headaches, but not yet tooth aches. I spent my morning sitting in a dentist chair watching tigers eat monkeys while getting the soda drilled out of my teeth. Then later this afternoon I spent my time watching Seinfeld and drawing fake mustaches on Murphy with a washable marker. I tried it with Widget but kitty fur doesn’t hold marker. So I had to draw it on my finger and hold it up to his face. Then Widget and Murphy took turns acting out Charlie Chaplin scenes to entertain me wile I has couch ridden. Water is now a little bit closer of a friend then it was before.

Dandelions

Last night was a harsh night of sleep. Sounds of human snoring emerged from a small puppy dog that lay under the sheets. This spring time is hard for Murphy with his new obsession with those dandelion seed things that cover the grass outside our new apartment. Puppy’s with allergies that love to role in weeds and flowers isn’t a good mix. Murphy just loves a face full of dandelion seeds, must taste great to him, but later when we’re in bed ready for a night of slumber, I feel like I’m in bed with my dad with the volume Murphys pushing out. First thing on top of the Must-Get List is puppy nose plugs.

Kwik Trip

This morning I traveled to my favorite place Kwik Trip to purchase an amazing fountain pop. After getting my 32oz of wonderfulness I proceeded to the register and was greeted with a lovely hello from the Kwik Trip employees that I see nearly every day. After a few seconds of chatter the lady at the register said to me, “You drink a lot of soda”. Feeling like a needed to justify my self I responded with, “I don’t drink the whole thing; I share half of it with my roommate Murphy.” The lady responded with, “isn’t Murphy your dog??” ….TRUE STORY!!!