Soda Water

Every month I like to engage myself with the female ritual of shaving ones legs. Myself I like to shave my legs as quickly and as less often as possible. Today was the day I decided it must be done. With my mega buddy size fountain soda (42oz) sitting upon the ledge of the tube I began to shave. But the problem is, is that Murphy loves the bath tube as well. He thinks any time I’m in the bath he has to be too and today Murphy got his wish, but only at the expense of MY soda pop. When I wasn’t looking Murphy jumped over the edge of the tube hitting the soda dead on. 42 oz of Diet Pepsi filled the bath tube making a mixture of water, soda and leg hair. After the shock of losing my soda I quickly continued to shave in my Murphy made soda water. But I learned something today; Diet Pepsi is not just amazingly tasty but makes your skin silky smooth. This summer I’m going to have the best Diet Pepsi skin on the block!!...Yes bath tube...not tub..:)