Water..Never Again!

As of last night I decided that water is not my friend, it was just never meant to be. While going out to eat delouse pizza pie last night I was instantly hit with a mother’s intuition. About 20 minutes earlier a million gallons of rain came down on our little town and knowing that my animals where home living in the ground I knew I had to get there. Opening the door to my apartment the carpet was having a nice little (BIG) soaking in a crap load of rain water. It was draining in from the walls and Murphy was running around in it like he was at a picnic or something. After having a small heart attack and making several phone calls with a high pitch alarming voice I found my apartment at stage one, everything packed back away and off the walls. Four days for the carpet to dry, 4 days for CRAP TO DRY!! So currently I will be living in a wind tunnel and bathing with tubes. Water is meant to stay out of my apartment; it only comes in when I invite it in in small quantities, such as in bottles and watering cans. Water and I were never that close in the beginning as you may know but now I’m defiantly not giving that bastard a chance. You just screwed yourself H2O!!!