Oh No Mr. Homeless Man

Here is a list of things you can not do Mr. Homeless Man:

1: Check to see if Murphy has gingivitis.
2: Go through my garbage when it’s still in my house.
3: Ask me when the last time I had my period was.
4: Ask If I know where the nearest bathroom is.
5: Beg me for a soda from my back seat.
6: Try and convince me that my neighbor is a bitch.
7: Tell me that you have a bank account but you choose not to use it.
8: Say that my piercings are cool but they make me look a little ugly.
9: Tell me that you went through my neighbor’s trash and found a few dead cats and think your being a good humanitarian.
10: Ask if you can brush Widget right after you said how you like it in horror movies when cats explode.