Making Money

Today I wallow in sadness due to the ending of my two favorite shows, Jersey Shore and Teen Mom. I’m sure I can fill that void in my life with episodes of Celebrity Rehab and re-runs of True Life- I’m a crack addict with 6 toes or …True Life-I’m in love with my kitty and my mom disagrees. But I’m sure 16-40 year olds across the world are feeling the same sadness as I am. I must move on to bigger and better things like MTV’s newest reality show “I’m 16 and pregnant”. It’s such an original idea that it must be something of great value to spend my time watching. After getting through the pain of that I spent some of my valuable time at the local McDonalds. I was sipping down on some of their lovely Diet Coke, when I decided to sue the million dollar corporation due to overly sharp soda lids. After getting several refills my hand was brutally sliced open by their needle like soda tops. Keeping it on the down low (DL) I took my camera phone and took photos of the cuts to prove my case, I hope to be rich by the end of the month. If that plan falls through I plan to keep creating non-functional kitchens and overly sized prints of my dog. Maybe in the process of suing the giant corp. of McDonalds they will offer Murphy and me a job as their spokes persons, selling their Quarter pounders and overly sweetened tea. The add would be us on a summer day swing away on our homemade tire swing laughing at the fart noises Murphy just made from the McDonalds he just ate.