"Mugger Run"

Through out this last day or two I learned why Maxim magazine is such a great piece of reading material. I learned where to rent a room if I want to live like a human hamster for a day, where I can find a can of beer with a pig on it and what the star of the new Wolfman is really thinking. All of these things are something a young lady like my self should know. But that’s just me trying to keep current on things. With these kind of topics not really interesting Mur very much we spent yesterday evening practicing our “Mugger Run”. Mugger run is running from the sidewalk to the door, getting your key out, then running up the stairs to the apartment door without getting caught by the he/she mugger/kidnapper that’s chasing you. We must be prepared if something of this matter occurs. Mur runs faster then me so I need to practice so I can keep up. After practice I went to the fridge for a cool crisp diet Pepsi. After having a few sips of the amazing drink Murphy started to give me the eagle eye, Mur’s trying to get me to switch to more water, but I told him I drink a lot of water at work and he just doesn’t see that cuz he’s at home all day while I’m out working the grin stone making rent for us two, he’ll never understand.