Treadmill Hog

Murphy and treadmills do not mix, so I found out. A grown human being and a pup pup on one treadmill is not a good Idea. Hoping to get my little buddy some winter evening exercise I introduced him to the treadmill. Holding him over the VERY SLOW moving belt I placed him down.. but no go. Murphy wasn't understanding the idea of moving his legs. I guess Murphy will just have to indire his winter weight. We'll just have to have a few more hours a week of running from the bathroon to the couch, while counting down the days till doggy park is up and running. Maybe I could get a puppy stair master...do they make anything like that?? I need to distract him while I make my Murphy/Monster wallpaper...I need Diet Pepsi!