Ewwwwww....

I don’t understand this; whenever I applied for jobs when I was younger it was always a huge problem with the whole me having piercings thing. I never understood why it was such a dilemma. I wash my face and shower every day, these piercings are so fresh and so clean clean, the cleanest on the block. But the other day I walked into Subway and a girl working, (who I’m sure is a very nice lady) asked me what I wanted on my $5 footlong but I couldn’t stop playing the guessing in my head of when was the last time she washed her hair. It looked like there was a bucket of Crisco on the top of her head. Also I think she must have slept with her hair between her face and the pillow and all the Crisco from the previous day was now on her face creating mountains of greasy bubbles. Yes, I would like more mayo on my delicious sandwich but no extra face grease PLEASE!!!!!!!