Forever Puppy Machine

Yesterday at work, a co-worker of mine was reading the “Dear Abby” and came across a question that was written by a 73 year old man. It wrote that he was wanting to get a canine companion but was scared of the idea of the dog out living him or that he might even out live the dog. With asking Dear Abby what she thought would be best I started thinking of my own pet obsessed destiny, I pictured myself sitting inside my one bedroom apartment at the age of 70 still taking entries to my Mini Zoo and Wine Bar. Not making very much money and with most of my twitty birds dead I still find companionship in Murphy. I figure by the year 2056 the world has created this amazing technical machine that will expands the life of dogs. By this time Murphy is about 490 years old, in dog years and is still kick'in puppy style. This machine also has the ability to connect you with your dog, not in a psychical sense but in a way that if I were two seconds from crooking that Mur would be seconds from crooking as well. This Machine will allow us die at the exact same time so neither of us have to go through what this 73 year old man is going through right now. After having this vision and seeing what the future holds I've decided that all the proceeds from my Mini Zoo and Wine Bar go straight to the making of this Forever Puppy Machine. So too donate to future technology come visit the Zoo and have a glass of wine, for tickets contact Murphy through Facebook or give Widget a ring-a-ding.