Making Money the Easy Way

Last night with the plan of making some big big money Murphy and I stopped by the local watering hole for a drink and some social interaction with Mankato's most memorable toothless faces. After a few minutes we noticing that the pull tab boxes weren't as amazing as we wanted them to be. Wanting to make a little extra money for pot holders and Diet Pepsi we decided to dart across the street. After taking a few seats at the bar we figured out that we were going to have the same problem here as before. Still not making any money back in our wallets (yes, Murphy has a wallet) Murphy and I were in search of another money making skem. Noticing a crowd of people headed into the back room we decided to follow. Entering the hidden room we were surprised to see a group of young men huddled around tables of big red cups and tossing balls at each others faces. Beer Bong is the name of the game and there's a tournament going on. $5 a person to enter, and $3 for puppy's due to their disadvantage of having no hands and who ever wins gets the pot. Thinking that we got this in the bag I sipped on my beer till it was our time to shine. Starting the game off good I pictured our wallets growing and growing. But Murphy was slaking on his end of things. Taking him aside at halftime I gave Mur a little pep talk to get him in the ball tossing mood, but things only went down hill from there. After them making their final cup it was over, we had lost, maybe beer bong isn't our game to gamble with. With the smell of defeat in the air we took our drinks and decided that making money wasn't on our list that night. I guess we'll just stick to making curtains and puppy pictures to help pay the bills.